There once was an old
woman. A widower, with bad eyesight. She once had her purse
stolen. She didn't want that to happen again. So the purse she
bought to replace it, well... it bit anyone who was not the owner.
Needless to say, it never got stolen, or if it did, it didn't stay
stolen for long.
When she died, the estate people went through much trouble to get
the purse into a box and shipped off to the RDT.
No-one knows how much money the woman had, or what particular little
valuable items she might have acquired. They are all inside the
purse, and no-one's seen the inside of it since she died.