1. It's time to make your costume. What do you
dress up as? |
A
ghost.
A
gravedigger, and I bring a ghost.
Phil.
Richard
Simmons.
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2.
Accessorize! |
A
ghost, I already told you.
Some
jewelry and fancy makeup.
An
invisible person on a leash pretending to be a dog.
Real
horns and a real tail.
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3.
So what is your activity for the night? |
Trick-or-Treating.
Mm, candy!
A
night out with just my girl/boyfriend. Mm, candy!
Roaming
around the neighborhood wreaking havoc.
A
big party, everyone's invited. |
4.
Someone does something to you that you
don't like. You decide to play a
trick on them. What is it? |
Tying
them to Phil.
Pushing
them into The Pit.
Unleashing
Genevié on them.
Putting
arachnomice in their kitchen. |
5.
You and someone else decide to take a
little adventure. What do you do? |
Sit
outside Death's Door and knock back and forth with the things on the
Other Side.
Skinny
dipping in the flooded basement, Tentacula be darned.
Roam
the RDT's hallways without a flashlight or map.
Play
hide-and-seek in some of the less dangerous rooms. |
6.
Halloween should be: |
Cute
and fun, like Shaedoll being ornery.
Thrilling,
like a good headless Davis chase.
Horrifying,
like tzitzimime leaping at you.
Deadly,
like Ms. Harper in a bad mood. |
7.
You come across a group of cute, young
trick-or-treaters. What do you do? |
Give
them some candy, duh. Real candy, not Dangerous Candy. They're just
kids.
Exclaim
over their costumes and give them a candy apple Mama Zora made just
for them.
Sit
them around the Portable Campfire and tell them the true story of
Ichabod Crane, getting his preserved head to tell the good bits.
Send
a monkey deathbot to stalk them all night.
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8.
You're going down a dark hallway and you
see a faint, moving light ahead.
What's your reaction? |
Stay
the heck away from it.
Go
a little closer, but if it always stays the same distance away, I'll go
do something else.
Run
right after it! Woo!
Run
right for it, but yelling and waving a knife.
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9.
Golem has corralled you by the collar- way
to go. What do you do? |
Apologize
and say things like "I should have known better."
Wriggle
and wave your feet around, feeling indignant.
Thank
him profusely.
Hope
he doesn't pound you to mush for what you've done.
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10. Well, the fun's
over. How are you gonna clean up the mess? |
A
vacuum cleaner.
I
dunno, but I hope there's a way to bring someone back from the dead.
I'll
have to use the Head Regenerator.
Someone's
gonna have to hire a work crew.
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